Vibrator sells out after woman’s enthusiastic review describing toy ‘unending orgasm’ goes viral, CHECK out review

Who knew one women’s me-time would also fascinate other women to have their own me-time? A story of a woman leaving a super-enthusiastic review on a vibrator she just bought is going viral for all the right and hilarious reasons. Leaving very less to the imagination, the women went full open-book on how the sex-toy made her feel describing it as 'I'm pretty sure i levitated. It was an unending orgasm’.

Twitter user savvvvyd shared a screen shot of the hilariously detailed five-star review that had been written about the Vibrator, that originally retailed on Amazon for $43.99. Following her viral tweet, the mentioned vibrator has been sold out and the price has even been increased from $43.99 to $52.99. But what is a $9-dollar difference for the ‘unending orgasms’?

So i saw this and then pic.twitter.com/Y01OqknrNX

— babygirl (@savvvvyd) June 27, 2019

The review, which was first pasted on the shared-on Amazon page that later made it to social media on Thursday read, 'Having read everyone's reviews, i had high expectations, but with the price being under 50 dollars, i wasn't exactly going to be shocked if it was mediocre. 

'A few friends of mine bought it recently, and told me of its power. I was warned to take the day off, hydrate, and above all do some stretches. I thought they were being such drama queens,' Amazon customer Express7976 wrote.

Writing how she has a hard time having her own me-time with kids around she wtote, 'I have to get the kids in a few hours and I need to be ready to go when this thing is done charging,' she said. 'Tik tok b***h, tik tok welcome to motherhood.'

The woman said after one hour and a half, the device had successfully charged. 

Game on,' she wrote. 'I played with the settings on my hand to test this fine machinery out. The vibration for the g spot part is quite strong, I was impressed with with that even before use. Next was suction. 

'So many levels it was interesting to see the different patterns and strength. There are 10 levels for clitoral and 10 patterns for g spot. I've never used a clit suction type stimulator, so I have nothing to compare it to, but looked forward to it none the less. Time to solo party.

I found placement for the clit a bit low for my body shape, it took me a few min to get everything where it needed to be. That was a bit time consuming and slightly frustrating. But as with any new toy, its trial and error.

I started the clit one on low, which I barely even felt. Unbeknownst to me it wasn’t lined up 100%, so, me being me, I decide to go from zero to 60 in 3.5.

I hit the suction button setting to level five or six and hit the g spot button as well. And made a minor adjustment on suction placement.

At least I think that’s what happened, because I’m pretty sure I blacked out’’

I frantically tried to turn it off, but ended up hitting the buttons like a maniac, sending to even stronger suction and now variant pulses from the g spot vibrator. And came, again.

I’m pretty sure I levitated. It was an unending orgasm. This time, my soul left me, and god himself said ‘child, it is not your time, go back to the lil pink light.’ Mind you, I’m agnostic.

I’m brought back into my earthly body after managing to pull it off me throwing it across my bed, it falls to the floor, still buzzing happily away.

I stared at my ceiling dazed trying to remember who I am and what year is this.

I get up to clean up and realize in my seizure like orgasms, i hurt my hip and back. I’m still hobbling four hours later. I did not stretch enough.

So in conclusion, this met and exceeded expectations. Hydrate, make sure you don’t have to do anything that involves decisions or brainpower for the rest of the day. And for the love of god, stretch like you are about to run the 500 meter dash’’ she finished.

Phew, we are now as exhausted as she is!