Christian Man Wants To Sue NFL For $867 Trillion (Photo Credit: Twitter)
New Delhi :
A traumatised Christian activist wants to sue NFL for $876 trillion as Shakira and Jennifer Lopez’s half-time show could have ‘sexually excited’ viewers. Ranting about the performance which has been termed the best half-time performance ever, the man in an angry post on social media lashed out at the Super Bowl on his website,
"I think we ought to sue’’ Christian activist, Coach Dave Live told his viewers.
"Would that halftime show, would that have been rated PG? Were there any warnings that your 12-year-old son-whose hormones are just starting to operate - was there any warning that what he was going to see might cause him to get sexually excited?
"Could I go into a courtroom and say, 'Viewing what you put on that screen put me in danger of hellfire'?
Could the court say, 'That doesn't apply here because the right to [produce] porn overrides your right to [not] watch it'?
"Yeah, well, you didn't tell me I was gonna watch it! You just brought it into my living room. You didn't tell me there were gonna be crotch shots! That's discriminatory against the value I have in my house. You can't just do that.
"I wanna sue them for about $867 trillion."
His ranting did not end there, in yet another he posted,
"I viewed some stuff today, I saw a lot of crotch shots from last night's Super Bowl, I'm serious as a judge here, I'm looking for a lawyer to file a class action lawsuit against Pepsi, the NFL, my local cable company for pandering pornography, contributing to the delinquency of a minor."
Well, good luck to him!